yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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