When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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