He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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