Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There's always time for handjobs
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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