okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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