I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
