Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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