I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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