she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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