as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You're like the curious george of whores
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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