PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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