Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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