: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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