watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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