I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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