I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't deserve a penis
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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