Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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