Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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