Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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