I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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