good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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