You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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