Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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