Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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