when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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