I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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