Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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