You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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