i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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