just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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