I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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