Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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