Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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