I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think your dad took our porno
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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