Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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