I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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