It's Friday. Sex?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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