I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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