She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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