im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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