At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
What a dumb baby whore.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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