he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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