sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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