So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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