my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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