I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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