By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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