I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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