When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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