Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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