its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We need to rekindle our bromance
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
