Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
it was like his penis was on wheels.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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