sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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