Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
